Name: Not for publication.

Occupation / Title: Singer. Source of inspiration.

Brief Summary: A valued friend, and a rather special person with several interesting and impressive qualities. People look at Dark Lady now and see someone who seems to 'have it all'... beautiful, intelligent, successful, wealthy. Yet 20 years ago she was literally washing dishes for a living, and had a serious personal issue to deal with that nearly wrecked her life. That she is who she is today, and where she is today, is a tremendous tribute to her resolve, determination and character, and just one reason why I think she's rather an inspiring person to know. There are other reasons too, but I'm not going to go into those.

World Records Held:
Best Karaoke Singer I Know (the above photo is of a karaoke venue).

Other Notable Achievements & Honours: Probaby the most distinctive, beautiful and listenable speaking voice of any woman I know - which may or may not have something to do with the fact that she was once a professional singer. There are other achievements and honours I could mention, including the fact that she appears on a very little-known piece of footage featuring Penn & Teller, and that you can still buy a CD of a New York musical in which she had one of the lead roles.

Best Party Trick: Not for publication. But it involved a store assistant and the purchase of a new shower curtain.

Special Powers: Not for publication.

Known Weaknesses: Has been known to melt in the presence of certan verses by Edna St. Vincent Millay.

Official Information: www.asifiwould tellyou.com