Name: Isabel Losada.

Also Answers To: "Juanita."

Occupation / Title: Hugely Successful Published Author, Broadcaster, Speaker, Campaigner, Activist, Playful Spirit, Actress, Producer, Perfect Mother.

Brief Summary: There are tens (hundreds?) of thousands of Isabel Losada fans dotted all around the world, chiefly on the strength of her published works. These include 'The Battersea Park Road To Enlightenment' which everyone should read, and 'For Tibet, With Love', which is a great book in my opinion badly edited and badly handled by a hopelessly incompetent and indifferent publishing company. Isabel has more make-it-happen and get-it-done energy than anyone I know, and also has the knack of being funny without telling jokes.

World Records Held:
Most Successful Author I Know
Deepest Female Voice I Know (an attractive feature, I hasten to add)
Best Audience For Magic Stuff
Best Ever Account Of Attending An NLP Course (it's in the Battersea Park book)

Other Notable Achievements & Honours: Co-founder and guiding light of 'Act For Tibet' (see www.actfortibet.org).

Best Party Trick: Getting a wafer-thin after-dinner chocolate mint from the bridge of her nose to her mouth via facial contortions alone, no hands or other aids allowed. This is funnier than it sounds.

Special Powers: (1) Can cause spontaneous malfunction of anything related to computers or internet technology. (2) Can change the world. (See her Tibet book for a fuller account of this power.)

Known Weaknesses: Notwithstanding the fact that Isabel is a very gifted, impressive and accomplished writer, her grasp of English grammar is like... well, it's hard to describe what it's like. Try this. Imagine English grammar is an unusually frisky eel coated in grease. Isabel has just put on boxing gloves dipped in soap. She's trying to get the eel out of a large net made from elastic bands. That's what it's like.

Catchphrase: "Yes but I tried that, and now my website's vanished completely. Any ideas?"

Official Information: www.isabellosada.com