The Vault > 'No chance' Multiple Choice Quiz

A set of very weird and wondrous multiple-choice questions for you. If you get more than 6 out of 14, you are either exceptionally lucky or you lead a very strange life!

1. Arthur Pedrick held genuine UK patents for 3 of the following. Which is the fake?
	A self-propelling golf ball, making golf possible without clubs A way to pipe snow and ice from Antarctica to irrigate Australian desert A car powered by a real horse, with the car in front of the horse Fire curtains for the outsides of skyscrapers

2. All but one are real foods from around the world. Which is fake?
	France: 'Pieds de chameau', Camel's Feet Japan: 'Uni' raw sea urchin roe Denmark: 'Spaek', boiled whale fat Sweden: 'Bordduk', pickled fruit salad

3. Three are genuine 'official' phobias (irrational fears). Which is made up?
	Thaasophobia, fear of sitting Pogonophobia, fear of beards Chaliophobia, fear of carpets Genuphobia, fear of knees

4. Three genuine molecules with silly names, and one fake. Which one?
	Moronic Acid Constipatic Acid Commic Acid Noname Acid

5. All genuine Canadian place names, except one. Spot the impostor.
	Two Sheds Grass Bay Carrot Creek Sucker River

6. Three serial killers, one winner of the Nobel prize for medicine. The Nobel laureate?
	Coral Eugene Watts Gerog Carl Grossman Karl von Frisch Herbert Mullin

7. Three from the Vatican's 1995 list of 45 Great Movies. Which did not make the list?
	Nosferatu Gone With The Wind The Lavender Hill Mob The Bicycle Thief

8. Three genuine Star Trek episode titles. One fake. Which one?
	The Savage Curtain Daylight Of Darkness Tomorrow Is Yesterday Return To Tomorrow

9. Three genuine technical terms in Figure Skating. Which one is not real?
	Ankle Loop Falling Leaf Jump Double stag leap Mazurka

10. Which can you not see on a U.S. 1 dollar bill?
	The word 'bill' Balancing scales Both George Washington's eyes Roman numeral for 1776

11. Franklin Mint, makers of cute 'collectible' plates, china dolls etc. They do not sell... ?
	Collectible Knives and Weapons Harley-Davidson vinyl doll Collectible Oprah Winfrey plates Harley-Davidson jewellery

12. Which is not a record in the Guinness Book of Records?
	Largest collection of gum wrappers Loudest burp Longest potato chip juggling Most navel fluff

13. Three genuine characters from Charles Dickens, one fake. Which?
	Doris Trothorn Sophie Wackles Mr. Grimwig Noddy Boffin

14. Statistics about the QE2. Which one is not true?
	Her passenger capacity is 1,900 She has a 481 seater cinema Her full crew comes to 672 people There is an on-board branch of Harrods

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