Prepare to re-assess your understanding of human nature.

If you have the word 'psychic' on your website, you get email. Weird email. Bear in mind, this is what I get though I make it clear I'm not psychic. What in Buddha's name does the email that psychics get look like?

All genuine. Spellings, punctuation, CAPITALS, bewildering line breaks etc. as per original. Incidentally, I'm not mocking any of these people. I'm just amazed that they should write to me, or at what they write about. And so will you be...

"Hi there! I'm Christie and I have some psychic abality. I'd like to know how I can make it more clear.1 would also like to know why I can't do any reading on myself. I feel things and see thigs at times about people but not myself.

Can you give me any insight to work or my personal life. ie. Which man is for me and when I may meet "him'. Thank you Rowland, Best wishes, Christie PS. I'm 27 years old."

"Hello, I am writtin' cause i need to ask a question. So here it goes and maybe you can help sence no one else can. I am dateing this guy and my mom don't know about so i called a pshchic and they told me that good luck and bad luck was comin' my way. So my mom found out that i was talkin' to him so it's hard now to talk to him. So can you tell me what is goin' on or can you give me a 1-800-# to call please!

"Hello, What do you charge and how many people and how many year of experience? Thanks Suzan"

"I am from a small Indiana town and I am searching for something. I don't know what. I once met a psychic who was very good and helpful to me; but she is no longer living. I was happier and my life was much better with her guidance; do you know of anyone in this area who is good and could be help me. I'm desperate to find a psychic who can help; before it is too late. thank you. Sincerely, Mary [SURNAME]"

"Hi, I'm not sure if you mean for me to ask you a question, but if that's the case, can you tell me what I need to do to get over someone who has totally turned my life into a shambles? What is he thinkings and will I ever see him again and under what conditions? Thank you. Sonya [SURNAME]

I ought to explain that this next guy's name bore no relation to mine whatsoever. There wasn't one syllable of similarity. Now read on...

"HI!!!! I'd like to introduce you to me (maybe we are from the same famely)

My birth name is Nicolas [SURNAME], but on my mothers side, I am a [SURNAME] from her father and a [SURNAME] from her mother ([MOTHER'S NAME]). I was looking for the country source of my name and I fall down on your site, thanks to the (...) who brings you to me. I was also looking for information on my power on energy system, the "magic" system, I use it a lot for healing.

I will be 23 years old on the first of April, I was born on the first of april 1975 at 19h34, I am an aries ascendant libra and my best friend or  protector is the rook (the crow), they lived near me since my birth and they are near a couple of hundreds since my grand-mother died three years ago (DATE OF DEATH) FULL NAME OF GRANDMOTHER

I don't know if you can help me on my quest. This is my email: [ADDRESS]@yahoo.com

All my respect to You, Nicolas. [FULL CANADIAN POSTAL ADDRESS] [FULL PHONE NUMBER]"

"I am in need of help for getting rid of 3 groups of occultists that I have been dealing with for 5 1/2 yrs. One of the groups for only 2, as one of their members who has an obsession with me caused major problems, forcing his unwelcomed sexual energy on me, & there was always 4-5 women in that group who were j'ealous of me, & were friends with [NAME] Psychic Institute, which is the other group. The other is [NAME OF GROUP] Foundation, who are Psychic Institute graduates. They keep me up at night trying to exhaust me to keep me from performing my best, & to keep me from getting into a j'ob & protecting myself, with my own aura, while they attack me during the day. I have an awareness, so I know what is going on and what they're trying to do. These people have no real just motive, as this started with an ex-boyfriend of 5 yrs ago, and his now ex-girlfriend of 3 yrs. who'd attended [NAME] Psychic Institute. She's still carrying on, over not living happily ever after with him, as if she'd owned him, & it's my fault they didn't work out. Well, some people have a hard time looking at their own character defects & accepting they have a part in everything they do that creates things to happen. And this girl caused my break-up!!!!! Anyway, none of these people have any real cause for this except what they brought on themselves with their own negative thinking. This male in this group thinks that he owns me, & is trying to cause me to lose control of my mind, as he thinks he's going to keep other men out of my life. He manages to scare them away with negative vibrations & bringing in other people in jobs that I'm trying to apply for, as he is working with a witches cove. The main people I have aproblem with In that group is Larry, Evelyn, Sandy, Cindy, Tammy, & this lunatics name is Rick/Bob & goes by other assorted personalities (like Syble). The main people in [NAME] Psychic Institute is co-founder [FULL NAME], [OTHER NAMES] & usually new students that aren't aware of what they are doing. From [NAME] Foundation [LIST OF NAMES] & at least 2 other people whose names I'm not aware of I'm looking for people to help to counter the attack, because after 5 yrs., I think this would be the only other way now. This co-founder has people rotating (new = students) to keep me up at night. Can you help me to make this stop so, I can put my life back together without any interruptions? I would appreciate any help you can offer. Thank you!!!!! Debbie & children"

"My name is Alfonso [NAME] born [DATE] at 5:40 pm in Guatemala City, currently i live in El salvador. I need your help, please. i was unjustly cut from my last job have not found one and my savings are gone..my wife and daughters are going thru alot of pain, anguish and despair. I continue to sense that this month i will be blessed with a large sum of money coming from an unexpectesd source, its like spiritual in its origin that will change my lifestyle completely. Ian, please help me! Tell me if you concur with my feelings anh how it will manifest to me, at this momenty i acannot oay you as lam broke.... but will gladly do so when I get a job or receive the windfall I firmly believe god is sending it to me. I am an honest and honorable person I can asusure you of this. I also, IAN, CONTINEU TO FEEL I AM SURROUNDED BY WEALTH.... I just cannot grab it.... but feel my life will change soon. My loved daughtre [NAME] born 5.20,77 was accepted at Loyola Uni in Aug 1998 in the US but did not ga as I did not have the funds, she is heartbrojen but I have told her that I sense that God will bless me and that she will go in Jan 1999, getting financial aid for intl students is very hard.. Please write ian, May god bless you for helping me. Alfonso [FULL NAME AND EMAIL ADDRESS]

"Dear Ian, Found you site while surfing and thought I would drop you a line.

My name is Kathy and I am a practicing psychic and hypnotherapist. I am also the world's biggest skeptic in matters metaphysical. Although I do believe in ESP and such as I am able to manifest these abilities myself I spend a lot of time trying to show people how easily they can be misled.

I am curious about your show and the tricks you use. Where did you study your profession and how did you figure out where your niche was?

I would love to learn a bit of it to help me show people how not to be deceived [FULL NAME, ADDRESS]"

"true or false?"

"I've always encountered visions, but recently I've been having dreams that have been coming true. Now, tonight, I have gotten this very strong sense that something is wrong, and that something really bad is about to happen. For some reason I think I'm going to be hurt. I ran frantically from door to door making sure they were all locked. This feeling is incredibly strong. What do I do? Please write back only to [ACCOUNT]   -hotmall.com I don't want other people to read this. Thanks."

"I KNOW OF A MAN IN MINNESOTA WHO CAN BEND CARDS(3X5) ON THE BACK OF HIS HAND.IS THIS A TRICK OR JUST HIS BODY HEAT?"

"I have fallen in love with someone. I am here in the UK and he is in Holland..
Maybe it was an accident that we met like we did, but tonight, we had cyber sex and I felt EVERYTHING without him even being here. So much so, that I went into shock for a good hour afterwards. I just couldn't stop shaking. It was as if he'd been in the same room as me. It was such a powerful feeling...something I never felt before - usually it's a knotted feeling deep inside - this was more.
A lot more.

What I need to know is if this is a psychic link of some sort.
It's driving me mad!
Please write!"

"sorry mate but iam not in the slightest phsycic but you are just a magician and shoul not really be on paranormal pages but magic web pages or sites"

"Dear Sir, I was very much impressed about what you wrote about yourself and I was wondering if you could teach me how to apply some telepathy by giving me some tips through the e-mail... and if this is impossible i would like to ask a question ..R ur powers divine or what? I thank you very much Sir."

"Rich people don't believe in psychic. Let nature take its course!"

" i dont see these colors all the time, and i want to know how i can be able to see them. what colors mean good, and what mean bad"

"Dear Ian

I am very interested in the work that you do i myself am a psychic i also do alot of platform work in different spiritulist churches around scotland. Anyway I am wrighting to ask you for more information on party bookings and also fire walks etc as it will be my birthday in may and i would like entertainment that would be unusual but something that will astonish the group at the same time so i heard about you and thought i would like to find out more"

"i have been interested and finding out about magic,demonology and things to do with the occult and i was wondering if you had anything to say on the subject and if you do could you please reply to me
also do you know how to hypnotize people as i want to learn so if you coulod e-mail me telling me how to do this i would be very gratefull"

I'm sure all the hypnotists in the world, including my friend Martin Taylor (in my view, the best hypnotist money can hire), will be delighted to learn their craft can be explained in a single email!

"Dear Sir, Congradulations on being able to fake looking gimmicks. I was able to assist solve unsolved murders in Perth in WA-solved murders by accurately picking up the murders names and m.o. Try to fake that! I predicted Princes Diana's death weeks before it happened and I have an unblemished accuracy on world events such as the assassination of Ranjiv gahandi before it happened. Fake those international predictions which came true 100 per cent. Not all people are scum bag fakes. I was born able to see and hear spirit and communicate with the spirit. I wass responsible to help bring to justice 2 serial killers so there I also predicted where the victims bodies would be found,by whom and where so there. I am a genuine Platform Medium and resent your gimmicks. I am not a fake as my accuracy is well established on solving murders. "

"Dear Sir, i apologise for contacting you, as i knowthat you may be very busy, but i was hoping that you may be able to help me. I am a big admirer of what you do, and i think that it is very important. It`s because of people like yourself that the world will move forward out of this backward  state, full of belief control. Sir i don`t know how you perform any of the things that you do,( i`m not even sure what you can reproduce ) Although i would love to know how it was done. It is a matter very close to my heart, as a friend of minelost his life because of such things, but how can you prove it wrong, when you don`t know how theydo it ? It isn`t enough to know it isn`t true, you have to do that which you do.
I am hoping to go to India ( where i know that youwill already know, is full of such tricks ) I hope to see Sai Baba, and i would love to see how he did that which he does also. I know that i may never know the secrets, but i`m glad there is someone out there proving it can be done, withoutclaiming themselves to be a God. It really means alot to me.
Having said all that, can you show me how it is done ? I of course would not pass it on, as you
don`t need to, you only need to be able to performthe trick, and say it wasn`t as seemed.
Thank you for your time. ( and help ? )
Yours sincerely,"

I use my telepathy to hear what comes to me. The only problem I find is I am not always correct, just sometimes I am right. I have predicted future outcomes better by using the Tarot, except when I ask the yes, no oracle, then usually when I ask a question and if it is no, then normally it means yes, for the most part. I had a friend and I will not give names. She asked if she was pregnant. I was getting no she was not, but when I asked the Tarot, Dice and Paper oracle, it said yes. Well I was right. She was not going to have a baby. It seems I can give a Tarot reading when I am trying to see future events in some one else's life, but to ask yes, or no questions seem to be a bit off. My question is when I give readings to people and I am getting no for a question they have asked but all my other oracles say yes. I have been wrong a few times, then I get really confused. Should I just say what I first feel and leave it at that? I have given readings on the phone and sometimes people are like how did you know that? Then there have been times when I was really wrong. How can this be? Maybe I am a really confused psychic. People always want me to be right because I should always know what is to happen because I am a psychic, but the thing is I don't know everything, maybe too much TV has gotten to them. What I am asking is should I just stick to one method when I do readings weather it is right or wrong, then having many other divination tools I use? Why can't I always be right? Ok, my next question is this. I have done readings on myself, and have called other psychic's. I really feel I belong to [GUY'S NAME] who used to sing for [NAME OF GROUP], but he e-mailed me and is happy with a family. I have done many card readings about this person and I kept getting separation, but that is not the case. Other psychic's Many have told me I would be with him. I have had dreams when I go to sleep for two years of this person, not day dreams, but dreaming (REM).. I find this a bit strange. So it seems like I was wrong, so were the cards and all the other psychic's. I just got an e-mail from [SAME GUY] yesterday. As a psychic you think I could figure this all out. My question is even though I feel I belong to [SAME GUY] why would he e-mail me and have this family. I am no part of? I think I am going to lose my head. LOL Ok, that is all I would like to know.. Thank you for your time. [SENDER'S NAME]

And then another one from the same woman...

There was a [SAME GUY AS NAMED ABOVE] who e-mailed me. Well at first I thought that was him. However, I did a Tarot card reading and this person is not [SAME GUY]. Now I get the feeling they e-mailed me just to get me going and are from the [NAME] board. This person is a male and under 30 years of age. The man is not to be trusted. I think my psychic abilties have been improving. They said they are married to [WOMAN'S NAME]. But I don't get that, neither have all the other psychic's I have called say the same thing. Yes I am a psychic who talks to other psychic's. I don't know the whole world and never will know everything. I have called other psychic's who have told me [SAME GUY AS BEFORE] is my soul mate. I also get this in dreams and in my Tarot cards. This is something I strongly feel. I will be with [SAME GUY]. I put I was looking for men because I thought [SAME GUY] didn't want me, but a fake has come to me again. This is really pissing me off. I blocked their e-mail, now why would I do that if I really believed they were him..Get it they are not [SAME GUY]. I know this now. [SAME GUY'S NAME] I want you and the cards tell me to trust in my dreams and my intuition. I have to trust in myself and go with my heart, so I have to do this. I will be with [SAME GUY]. I just know I will be. .. Do you get the same reading as I did? Thanks, [SENDER'S NAME]