
Deadly Down Under: Australia (Part 2) ( 1 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 ) ( 5
) ( 6 ) Aug 17 - 18. Manly Trees
And Beetroot Beefburgers.
Sean Taylor runs a first-rate magic store in Sydney. He had the
spiffing idea of getting me to give an extended magic lecture lasting about two and a half
hours. I covered three main areas: (i) mentalism on television, (ii) mentalism anywhere,
and (iii) cold reading applied to mentalism. Sean and I hoped it would be an in-depth
session for a small number of magi with a serious interest, and overall I think it was
very successful. Sean organised it spendidly, and the 'back room' at his impressive magic
store was the perfect venue.
 
Afterwards, Sean took us all to a trendy 'gourmet' pizza place. Somewhat inevitably,
this evolved or degenerated (take your pick) into a close-up demonstration session, for
which purpose some nearby diners found themselves cast as my audience. All I can say is
they seemed to enjoy it!
The following day began with a visit to a travel agent to book a trip to what is called
either Ayer's Rock or Uluru. Like most Brits, I had no idea what this would actually
entail or how far away it was. I just strolled into the Norwest Flight Centre and placed
myself in the very capable hands of Christie.

It wasn't easy to fit this trip in with the rest of my Australian itinerary, but I just
fed Christie all the constraints and let her solve all the problems. For the record, she
did this in an impressively efficient and helpful manner, and deserves a hefty pay rise.
This having been taken care of, I enjoyed a morning of sight-seeing with Peter Rodgers
and Barry Williams. Barry is Chairman of the Australian Skeptics, as well
as a larger than life raconteur and a brilliantly funny, incisive writer. They took me to
North Head so I could enjoy the view looking across to South Head and Sydney Harbour. It's
hard to convey why this is worth doing without a map and more details, so I've created
this separate page.

Having savoured the magnificent views from North Head, we drove to Manly Beach for
lunch. The Australians are perfectly well aware that a name like Manly Beach sounds funny
to visitors. With a place name like 'Manly', it's hard not to say things that
sound amusing in a juvenile sort of way. The joke tends to wear off after a day or two,
although I confess I smirked inwardly every time someone referred to the Manly ferry,
which I envisaged as a ferry full of show-off body-builders going through their ridiculous
posturings.
The restaurant menu was a little on the bizarre side, at least to these British eyes.
For example, 'beefburger' looked okay, but then I read the small print and saw this was a
beefburger made with beetroot. Foolishly, I passed up this once in a lunchtime
opportunity.
I liked the trees along the Manly Beech itself and took some photos, and on the way home was delighted to get this photo, from
inside Peter's car, of a lorry.
 
In the evening I gave another magic lecture, this time a more customary hour or so in
duration, organisedf by Bill Walsh.
Aug 19. Cat, Chat And Climb.
A packed day of touristy experiences, all of which would probably have been better in
sunny weather. As it was August, it was Summer back in England but very much Winter here
in Australia. I don't understand how this works, but from my school days I know it has something
to do with a tilted apple going round a yellow beach ball. That, and the fact that the
universe is designed specifically to thwart my personal happiness.
First I enjoyed a trip on the River Cat from Parramatta to Sydney Harbour. A River Cat
is a neatly efficient ferry service which the locals use as a popular alternative to the
highly congested roads leading into the city. In bleak weather the River Cat wasn't that
much of a thrill, to be honest. However, at least I got some decent photos out of it, including a remarkable photo of people climbing
the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
 
Having reached Sydney city centre, I bought some postcards (isn't this exciting!)
and had a wander around busy central thoroughfares such as George Street. One thing I did
like was the noise the pedestrian crossings make when it's time to walk. It's a very
spooky sort of noise, like a science-fiction movie when the Villain swiches on the Death
Ray.
While I was wandering around a book store, a television person phoned me. He wanted to
talk about the possibility of my doing a quick TV interview the next morning for Channel
9, in order to promote the Skeptic's Convention. "So how does cold reading
work?", he asked me. I think he honestly expected this was something I would
explain (I wouldn't) and could explain in 30 seconds while standing on a noisy
street in the heart of the city. He had also visited this here website, seen the Television Miracles,
and wondered if we could replicate the stunt I did for the Leeza show.
This was a completely inappropriate and impractical idea. In all other respects, it was a
perfectly productive call.
I decided to climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge, principally because I figured I'd regret
not doing if I didn't. It was quite an amazing experience, and very well-organised. If you
are heartily sick of the photos strewn all over this site, you will be relieved to know
there are precious few pertaining to this adventure because I couldn't take my camera with
me. In fact I couldn't take anything with me. I had to remove all personal
belongings and get into a weatherproof coverall which is sealed at the extremities, rather
like a space suit. More information about the climb, and my one photo, here.
> > > Continued in Part 3
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