For my book about cold reading, please click here: www.thecoldreadingbook.com .
For the Applied Cold Reading Masterclass: please click here: www.appliedcoldreading.com .
For my beautiful book of original verse, ‘The Moon Carrier’, please click here: www.themooncarrier.com .
For the previous version of IanRowland.com, see: previous website .
To email me, just send your email to email@example.com but you have to remove the x and the y.
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To audition for my new TV show about the resurgence of old-fashioned gentlemanly customs, Britain’s Got Gallant: britainsgotgallantaudition.com .
To donate unfeasibly large sums of cash in my bank account just because you feel like it: yesihavemoremoneythansense.com .
To supply ducks for my ongoing research project about whether ducks can predict stock market prices: mallardsandmarkets.com .
To back my campaign to have Jacqueline Bisset’s face added alongside those already on Mt. Rushmore: addjbtomountrushmore.com .
To back my campaign for the 2018 Winter Olympic Games to be hosted by Marrakech: marrakech2018.org .
For your FREE circular ‘Ian Rowland’ poster, printed at the correct size to fit regulation dart boards: ianonyourdartboard.com .
To submit your entry to my gallery of lumps of cheese that don’t look like anything and aren’t amusing in any way: tediouslumpsofcheese.com .
If you are American actress Tika Sumpter and you want to invite me over for a fun session in the hot tub: thereisalwayshope.com .
To lend your name to my campaign to have the official unit for electrical potential changed from ‘ohm’ to ‘deathzap’: changeohmtodeathzap.org .
To receive my weekly newsletter about all the latest developments and controversies in the blacksmith industry: yespleasesendmeablankpdf.info .
If you’ve often wondered whether homeopathy could perhaps have some validity: theanswerisnogetusedtoit.info .
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